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“If we’re gonna be nice to each other then I will need that glass of champagne.”

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person: i like you
me: why

my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

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dilclo:

when she texts first <3

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frosteethesnowman:

tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie

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